Top Turd Splats!

Donald Trump


Make America Owe Again

Turds x 1536

Joe Biden


Did I Shit My Pants?

Turds x 618

Bernie Sanders


Nutty Professor

Turds x 541

Kamala Harris


Excuse me, I'm word Salad

Turds x 435

Joe Biden


Creepy Joe

Turds x 431

Bill & Hillary Clinton


In Goldman $achs We Trust

Turds x 345

Elizabeth Warren


Pocohontas

Turds x 285

George W Bush


Fighter Pilot

Turds x 268

Pete Buttigieg


Perfect Peter

Turds x 202

Barak Obama


No You Can't

Turds x 182

RepNancy Pelosi


Washington $treet Walker

Turds x 123

Lloyd Blankfein


Over Fed$

Turds x 108

Mike Bloomberg


Bought Biden Election

Turds x 105

Koch Brothers


Queens of Denial

Turds x 100

SenMitch McConnell


$enate Lawn Jockey

Turds x 59

Amy Klobuchar


Lady Faygo

Turds x 49

Tom Steyer


We Can Buy it Back

Turds x 44

Paul Gosar


White Supremurai!

Turds x 41

Andrew Yang


$1000 Dolla Holla

Turds x 40

MTG & Boebert


Red Neck Cat Fight

Turds x 40

Steve Mnuchin


Wall $treet Lap Boy

Turds x 35

Wendell Wells


WendElvis

Turds x 33

Gov. Bill Lee


Lieutenant Lee

Turds x 31

Marsha Blackburn


70yr Old Hee Haw Honey

Turds x 30

Julian Castro


Oh Brother

Turds x 8

Bob Menendez


My Wife's Fault!

Turds x 5

Cory Booker


Reparation Nation

Turds x 4

Beto ORourke


F#<ked Up

Turds x 3

George Santos


Queen of Denial

Turds x 3

Steve Cohen


Chrome Dome Cohen

Turds x 3

George Soros


Do Not Deny Me

Turds x 2

Fanjul Brothers


Slave Driving Glycerine Dealer$

Turds x 1

Mr. Anthony Fauci


In Fauci We Trust

Turds x 0

Janet Yellen


$800k GameStopper

Turds x 0

Jerome Powell


Irratable Powell Syndrome

Turds x 0

Stormie Daniels


Paid to LEAVE

Turds x 0

David Kustoff


Trump Puppet

Turds x 0